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January 17th, 2012: In some places fines are scaled to income, and then you get extremely fast rich people getting million-dollar speeding tickets, whoahhhhh!

If you're in Toronto, come see me and Joey talk tonight!


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One year ago today: um but i wanted kittens

– Ryan

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