January 20th, 2012: Remember yesterday, when I mentioned the amazing "Sherlock Holmes Unlocks The Secrets of Effective High-Performance MySQL Database Administration"? I got a few emails saying "holy crap I would read that book" (so would I!) and then Bredon sends me... THIS.

Anyway long story short I'm pretty sure I wrote it in the future and sent it through time to be published back in 1983. I bought it and when it arrives I'll let you know what secrets I'm going to / already have left there for myself!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i have friends in real life who have rejected the nickname "ginger peanut". i have friends in real life with some big friggin' opinions

– Ryan