January 20th, 2012: Remember yesterday, when I mentioned the amazing "Sherlock Holmes Unlocks The Secrets of Effective High-Performance MySQL Database Administration"? I got a few emails saying "holy crap I would read that book" (so would I!) and then Bredon sends me... THIS.

Anyway long story short I'm pretty sure I wrote it in the future and sent it through time to be published back in 1983. I bought it and when it arrives I'll let you know what secrets I'm going to / already have left there for myself!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: i have friends in real life who have rejected the nickname "ginger peanut". i have friends in real life with some big friggin' opinions

– Ryan