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January 25th, 2012: Happy birthday to my awesome wife Jenn, who was born on this day in the past! And happy birthday to whoever is reading this years from now in the future and was born on this exact day: you're pretty awesome too. This comic is dedicated to my wife and all the future babies! Future babies, you are gonna be born in the next several hours. Enjoy, I guess?

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: WE CAN EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN ONLY ONCE PER UNIVERSE IF THAT / I JUST WISH IT WERE A BETTER GAME

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out