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February 21st, 2012: I don't have much to say here today so instead here is a picture of my dog Noam Chompsky! I took it this weekend. His new trick is to bow and it's PRETTY ADORABLE, but here he's just sitting.


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One year ago today: feel free to say that last line during your day today; time travelers around you from the past will trip all the balls when they hear it

– Ryan

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