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What are the haps my friends


February 28th, 2012: There's still words down here, everyone! What shall we talk about? Hmm... okay, here's a brain teaser for you: how many distinct sounds are there? PUZZLE IT OUT, I WILL POST THE ANSWER IN FIVE MINUTES. Okay I sat here doing nothing and it's five minutes later now and the answer is "it depends on what you mean by 'sounds' but probably there's tons and tons, unless you count the first sound up to now as one continuous uninterrupted sound". I just made that brain teaser up now! Brains are e-z to tease-z, and yes, you may quote me.


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: tomorrow's comic, which you won't see, is just t-rex saying "I AM TRIPPING BALLS" in sparkle-vision in every panel. enjoy!

– Ryan

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