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What are the haps my friends


February 28th, 2012: There's still words down here, everyone! What shall we talk about? Hmm... okay, here's a brain teaser for you: how many distinct sounds are there? PUZZLE IT OUT, I WILL POST THE ANSWER IN FIVE MINUTES. Okay I sat here doing nothing and it's five minutes later now and the answer is "it depends on what you mean by 'sounds' but probably there's tons and tons, unless you count the first sound up to now as one continuous uninterrupted sound". I just made that brain teaser up now! Brains are e-z to tease-z, and yes, you may quote me.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: tomorrow's comic, which you won't see, is just t-rex saying "I AM TRIPPING BALLS" in sparkle-vision in every panel. enjoy!

– Ryan

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