What are the haps my friends

February 28th, 2012: There's still words down here, everyone! What shall we talk about? Hmm... okay, here's a brain teaser for you: how many distinct sounds are there? PUZZLE IT OUT, I WILL POST THE ANSWER IN FIVE MINUTES. Okay I sat here doing nothing and it's five minutes later now and the answer is "it depends on what you mean by 'sounds' but probably there's tons and tons, unless you count the first sound up to now as one continuous uninterrupted sound". I just made that brain teaser up now! Brains are e-z to tease-z, and yes, you may quote me.

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: tomorrow's comic, which you won't see, is just t-rex saying "I AM TRIPPING BALLS" in sparkle-vision in every panel. enjoy!

– Ryan

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