March 1st, 2012: If you have just gotten a dog and think "wow my dog is hard to train" you may be interested in the Chompsky blog my wife and I have been maintaining! We've been documenting the stages we've gone through with our dog, Noam Chompsky, and as a bonus the blog also features ADORABLE DOG PHOTOS. One year ago today: read properly, this comic may last you the rest of your life. YOU'RE WELCOME. – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: read properly, this comic may last you the rest of your life. YOU'RE WELCOME.