April 13th, 2012: Hello! Are you a person who went to a bar on April 7th and then a guy wearing a Panel 2 shirt started to talk and you were both fans of Dinosaur Comics and had a pleasant conversation but then he spilled his drink on you and neglected to ask for your contact information? If so, and if you'd like to have more drinks spilled on you in the future, let me know and I can hook you up.
This concludes another installment of DINOSAUR COMICS MISSED CONNECTIONS featuring CLUMSY FANS – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
This concludes another installment of DINOSAUR COMICS MISSED CONNECTIONS featuring CLUMSY FANS