April 23rd, 2012: This comic was pretty directly inspired by Less Wrong's discussion of timeless physics, which I think you'll enjoy! If your mind is breaking, just tell yourself that time and space are related, and so by magically changing space you're also magically change time, even without intending to. Now you can continue going through your day!
PHEW close call there huh?? – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
PHEW close call there huh??