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What are the haps my friends


April 30th, 2012: ICANN YOU WANT $185000 JUST TO CONSIDER ADDING .DOGS?? YOU ARE GREEDY AND BECAUSE OF THAT THERE WILL LIKELY NEVER BE A .DOGS AND THAT'S JUST REALLY TOO BAD.

ICANN YOU READ MY COMIC, RIGHT??

In other news, Calgary was/is amazing and I met so many awesome people. Thank you all for coming out!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: Portal and Portal 2 are like the saddest games ever for this very reason. Stupid reality, stupid physics, stupid non-existence of holodeck programs that I can live inside with everyone else where portals are real

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out