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May 9th, 2012:

NEW DINOSAUR COMICS BOOK, AND IT FEATURES AN INTRODUCTION BY MY HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH TEACHER, MS. JANET COVER

Plus, plus! CHECK OUT THIS AMAZING SHIRT:

You're amazing. But how precisely amazing are you? This shirt lets everyone know.

Written in consultation with my Actual Doctor friend, this shirt has fully-accurate information how how amazing you really are. We really did do all the research and calculate all the math. Did you know that if someone ate you they'd gain about 110,000 calories of awesome with over 73000% of their recommended daily intake of Vitamin A? Did you know you come complete with about 6L of air contained in a matching set of meaty carrying cases, 1000 different species of bacteria on your skin alone, one (1) SPOOKY SKELETON, and one (1) liver, uncooked? Because you do! Look, you're amazing. We all know it. NOW.

Because you bought this shirt.

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Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: "Goooossssh!" is meant to be a drawn-out "Gosh!" but if you read it as a long-o "Goosh" that's good too, that's just the sound people make when they are sad about no computers. Goooossssh

– Ryan

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