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May 25th, 2012: EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING AND LOOK WHAT JUST GOT INVENTED:


KEY REX

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: i'm tempted to start a choose-your-own-adventure book that harangues the reader like this! in other news, "harangues" today has made the leap from "word i only ever use in spoken language" to "word i have looked up how to spell and have now used in writing TWICE"

– Ryan

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