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What are the haps my friends


May 29th, 2012: The script for this comic goes on for several more pages, which consist entirely of me pitching TV show ideas to myself. And YEAH I know there already WAS a show called "Saving Grace" which makes me say two things:

  • Hah hah hah, that's awesome, as if they made that show!!
  • Wait there's no superheroes in it, NEVERMIND

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: alternatively, why would i add you after only meeting you once? what sort of dark magic is this

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out