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What are the haps my friends


May 31st, 2012: Tons of awesome people made character generators based off of yesterday's comic! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! There is even a Twitter bot that posts a new one every 30 minutes. This bot joins the @qwantz bot, who will reply to any twitter posts you mention him in with a random line of dialogue. Is it oracle-level advice? You - can read it as such?

Thanks everyone for making all the awesome things! <-- that may well be my epitaph

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: batman's t-rex story: "guys, i put him in my lair"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out