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June 15th, 2012: Remember how I warned you that cephelopods were creepy? Remember how all you said was "hah hah OH RYAN". REMEMBER?

WELL NOBODY LISTENED TO ME AND NOW HERE'S AN ARTICLE WITH THE HEADLINE "COOKED SQUID INSEMINATES WOMAN'S 'TONGUE, CHEEK AND GUMS'"; I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: this comic inspired by actual justin bieber rubber bands i saw, and also by a moment seconds later in which i did manage to improve on reality, simply by closing my eyes.

– Ryan

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