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June 15th, 2012: Remember how I warned you that cephelopods were creepy? Remember how all you said was "hah hah OH RYAN". REMEMBER?

WELL NOBODY LISTENED TO ME AND NOW HERE'S AN ARTICLE WITH THE HEADLINE "COOKED SQUID INSEMINATES WOMAN'S 'TONGUE, CHEEK AND GUMS'"; I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: this comic inspired by actual justin bieber rubber bands i saw, and also by a moment seconds later in which i did manage to improve on reality, simply by closing my eyes.

– Ryan

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