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June 15th, 2012: Remember how I warned you that cephelopods were creepy? Remember how all you said was "hah hah OH RYAN". REMEMBER?

WELL NOBODY LISTENED TO ME AND NOW HERE'S AN ARTICLE WITH THE HEADLINE "COOKED SQUID INSEMINATES WOMAN'S 'TONGUE, CHEEK AND GUMS'"; I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

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Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: this comic inspired by actual justin bieber rubber bands i saw, and also by a moment seconds later in which i did manage to improve on reality, simply by closing my eyes.

– Ryan

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