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June 15th, 2012: Remember how I warned you that cephelopods were creepy? Remember how all you said was "hah hah OH RYAN". REMEMBER?

WELL NOBODY LISTENED TO ME AND NOW HERE'S AN ARTICLE WITH THE HEADLINE "COOKED SQUID INSEMINATES WOMAN'S 'TONGUE, CHEEK AND GUMS'"; I REALLY HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY

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My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: this comic inspired by actual justin bieber rubber bands i saw, and also by a moment seconds later in which i did manage to improve on reality, simply by closing my eyes.

– Ryan

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