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June 28th, 2012: Remember The Devil's game, Press X To Eat A Big Pie? Ian let me know about this AI for making games AND went one step further and actually CREATED THE GAME "PRESS X TO EAT A BIG PIE". You can play it right now. You are one click away from playing the game. Why are you still reading these words

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: there's a former mayor of toronto who said "nooooooo-body!" in his commercials for his furniture store, anyway one time his legal consul threatened to sue me because they did a search for "noooooo-body!" and my site came up first. yay?

– Ryan

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