July 4th, 2012: So this comic where T-Rex wanted to write his own computer game has already produced Press X To Eat A Big Pie, and yesterday Matthew emailed me T-Rex's Horse Game as a Text Adventure that you can play online! Most exciting is that you can look at the source and see how it's written, which is in Inform 7, a programming language that's not dissimilar from what T-Rex wants!
Reality: NOT TOO BAD – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
Reality: NOT TOO BAD