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What are the haps my friends


July 18th, 2012: Fanfiction.net has a feature where you choose one media franchise, then you choose another media franchise, and then you get stories where the two franchises meet. It is immensely satisfying:

It had started like every normal leap, a bright stream of blue light, a floating sensation, and then he was off to another time period. But as Dr. Sam Beckett stood facing the clown prince of crime, he had a feeling that something had gone terribly wrong.

oh god yes

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December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if you read this comic and sighed too, don't worry, sharks don't know how to get emails and getting emails is badass too, right? sure. IT HAS TO BE.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out