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July 26th, 2012: Thanks to everyone who came out to the Adventure Time event yesterday! It was an awesome fun time AND there were amazing costumes. I hope you enjoyed the SNEAK PEEK AT A FUTURE ISSUE THAT NOBODY ELSE ON THE PLANET WILL EVER GET TO SEE (UNTIL THE ISSUE COMES OUT, OF COURSE)!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: tl;dr: i met someone who has the exact same name as a cat i know

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out