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What are the haps my friends


August 13th, 2012: Oh wow you know what we haven't done this year yet? FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME IF I'M WEARING A DINOSAUR COMICS SHIRT DAY. Inspired by a chance meeting of two shirt-wearing people, this event is the one day when my shirts get semantically-overloaded as a conversational opener! Last year we did it in December for the Australians, but I didn't hear about ANY of them hooking up, so it's summer again for North America!

Friday August 31st, 2012 is our date. This gives you plenty of chance to order a shirt if you don't have one already, but COME ON you probably have one because look how awesome they are! And they can get you new friends, too? WHAT A STEAL

The Facebook event is here where we can all discuss our results! MARK IT ON YOUR CALENDAR


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: I FINALLY STUMBLED INTO THE ALL YOU CAN BRO BUFFET

– Ryan

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