I wrote a book about Back to the Future!

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August 16th, 2012: Guys ParaNorman opens tomorrow!! I am excited for this film because... one of the stop motion puppets lives in my house after being mysteriously mailed there in a sealed coffin?

If you click on one image linking to an awesome story today, make it that one!!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: wikipedia oddly insists (five words in) that mistresses are kept by men, but i'm pretty sure i've seen some lesbian mistresses in my time

– Ryan

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