September 4th, 2012: So it appears there were very few SWEET ROMANTIC HOOKUPS during this year's FEEL FREE TO TALK TO ME IF I'M WEARING A DINOSAUR COMICS SHIRT DAY (the event has the title in all caps, what can I say) but that's still pretty good because few is better than none, right?
Few is better than none. – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
Few is better than none.