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September 10th, 2012: Remember when T-Rex made fortune cookies? Well don't be alarmed because sometimes fiction bleeds into reality and all I'm saying is THEY BECAME REAL AND YOU CAN BUY THEM.

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GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: If you want people to think you want to look cultured but don't understand what that means, put a replica of david outside your house! DO IT.

– Ryan

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