NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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September 10th, 2012: Remember when T-Rex made fortune cookies? Well don't be alarmed because sometimes fiction bleeds into reality and all I'm saying is THEY BECAME REAL AND YOU CAN BUY THEM.

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: If you want people to think you want to look cultured but don't understand what that means, put a replica of david outside your house! DO IT.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out