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September 17th, 2012: Here is another poem for you guys!!

A dog means that you pick up poop
There are these signs to stoop and scoop
Now I touch poop three times a day
Life just kinda turned out this way

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My new book Romeo and/or Juliet is out now!! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. Check it out!!

One year ago today: the title text is lying, ghost teddy roosevelt actually cocked TWO shotguns at once, one in each hand

– Ryan

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