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What are the haps my friends


October 1st, 2012: Another poem!

Mirror mirror on the wall,
How can I get Command And Conquer: Red Alert to reinstall,
It's like a new machine and compatibility mode isn't working,
I tried DOSBox but the sound is still messed up

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: t-rex is using the rhetorical 'you' here, not referring to utahraptor specifically. okay, look. i'll tell you when you're older.

– Ryan

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