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What are the haps my friends


October 1st, 2012: Another poem!

Mirror mirror on the wall,
How can I get Command And Conquer: Red Alert to reinstall,
It's like a new machine and compatibility mode isn't working,
I tried DOSBox but the sound is still messed up


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One year ago today: t-rex is using the rhetorical 'you' here, not referring to utahraptor specifically. okay, look. i'll tell you when you're older.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out