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What are the haps my friends


October 1st, 2012: Another poem!

Mirror mirror on the wall,
How can I get Command And Conquer: Red Alert to reinstall,
It's like a new machine and compatibility mode isn't working,
I tried DOSBox but the sound is still messed up


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: t-rex is using the rhetorical 'you' here, not referring to utahraptor specifically. okay, look. i'll tell you when you're older.

– Ryan

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