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October 4th, 2012: ANOTHER RAP:

These are so far beneath the comic
Are they even being read?
I of course mean being listened to
Because this is a rap, I just said


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: DID YOU KNOW: the future is an infinitely renewable resource, because if you use it up, just step on a butterfly and you've got a whole fresh new one?

– Ryan

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