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What are the haps my friends


October 17th, 2012: Everyone should be FREAKING OUT because we've found a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri! :0

Also when T-Rex said "biomass" he should be saying "terrestrial biomass" because underwater is the last safe spot from the ants!!


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One year ago today: that "correctly answer every question" song just sings "maybe / given certain circumstances / or possibly not"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out