What are the haps my friends

November 1st, 2012: The curse wore off after Hallowe'en ended and everyone ate some eggplant.

A poem!

I wanted a pumpkin but waited too long
When I got to the store all the good ones were gone
All that were left were duds with rotten holes in their side
But you could use that rotten hole as a mouth which saved on carving time, plus their insides were already pretty much cleaned out of pumpkin seeds too which was a benefit that cannot be denied

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: if my math is correct, it may not be enough to knock over buildings, but you can easily add zeros to the speed up factor to make it as extremely extreme as desired

– Ryan

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