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November 5th, 2012: A poem! (this one is inspirational, so be prepared to get inspired)

My dog looks so ashamed when he goes to poo
I don't know who taught him this: was it you?
It's not great when he feels shame about his bod
Nobody should feel their natural bodily processes are flawed


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