What are the haps my friends

November 6th, 2012: A poem!

Please go out and vote today
I mean if you're American, okay?
But if you're gonna vote for the guy I don't like
Whatever dude, I GUESS that's your right

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One year ago today: we shall / we shall / ROCK YOU

– Ryan

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