NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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November 13th, 2012: Another new thing that you can buy for yourself OR A FRIEND is this bag!

NOT ONLY does it let you share your moon-based opinion with the world, it's got tons of pockets, some of which transform into bigger pockets, PLUS IT COMES WITH A RULER. And it has a special pocket just for rulers or really long knives or tiny swords whatever; I don't judge your lifestyle. Anyway it's a great bag and if you don't think the moon is okay then I'm afraid we're going to have a difference of opinion.

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: i used "thon" in an actual email yesterday and it felt - it felt RIGHT. whoever receives it will say to thonself: "wow. this dude's english just kicked my ass."

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out