December 3rd, 2012: Here's something embarrassing! The first collection of the Adventure Time comics I wrote debuted at #3 on the New York Times Bestseller list for graphic novels weeks ago, and I didn't even notice! I ONLY FOUND OUT JUST NOW. So if you write a book and it ends up on the NYT bestseller list, it's not like they tell you or anything. Contrary to popular belief, they don't send you a cake in the mail. All you really get is a sudden desire to overtake The Walking Dead for the #1 spot, and the satisfaction of delayed popularity notification.

Anyway that's awesome and I am pretty chuffed!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: T-Rex had a burn comparing CSS underline markup to Java in terms of loquaciousness, but as much as I'd love to rap with the word "loquaciousness", previous loquaciousness ensured that there just wasn't enough room.

– Ryan