December 3rd, 2012: Here's something embarrassing! The first collection of the Adventure Time comics I wrote debuted at #3 on the New York Times Bestseller list for graphic novels weeks ago, and I didn't even notice! I ONLY FOUND OUT JUST NOW. So if you write a book and it ends up on the NYT bestseller list, it's not like they tell you or anything. Contrary to popular belief, they don't send you a cake in the mail. All you really get is a sudden desire to overtake The Walking Dead for the #1 spot, and the satisfaction of delayed popularity notification.

Anyway that's awesome and I am pretty chuffed!

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: T-Rex had a burn comparing CSS underline markup to Java in terms of loquaciousness, but as much as I'd love to rap with the word "loquaciousness", previous loquaciousness ensured that there just wasn't enough room.

– Ryan