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December 19th, 2012: There are less than forty-eight hours to get in on my choose-your-own-path version of Hamlet, called To Be Or Not To Be! The Kickstarter has gone amazingly well, and we've unlocked some amazing things, including printing the book in full colour! It will be a beautiful book with illustrations by all of the awesome people. And if you'd like to get it as a last-minute gift for Christmas, we can hook you up with a Kickstarter-exclusive ecard you can send while you wait for the book to arrive in May!

If you have already backed the book: thank you so much! Please continue sharing the hamletbook.com link with your friends and also strangers you run into that seem open to Shakespearean branching-narrative structures.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: sometimes the wacky jerk will interrupt the music to brag to you about how he's not interrupting the music. i think he MIGHT be touched in the head.

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out