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January 7th, 2013: BREAKING RYAN NEWZ: I got sick over the course of like half an hour yesterday. Whatever I've got it's super fast and super interested in me having liquid leak out of my big ol' head. I hope you enjoyed this Breaking Ryan Newz.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: if you're wondering about the other 5 Worthies, i'll tell you all you need to know: there's no dinosaurs on the list, talking OR otherwise

– Ryan

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