January 9th, 2013: So Marshall has created a site that mashes up Dinosaur Comics (the site you're reading!) with Horse_ebooks (the best/most insane automatically-generated Twitter account ever!) into this site, which puts one AUTHENTIC panel 2 next to one taken from horse_ebooks. It is kinda brilliant? Refresh for another one!
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)