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January 28th, 2013: If you are in NYC you are legally obliged to shake your head and say "Only in New York!" at least two times a day. Please trust me on this because I'm sure it will be amazing and not annoying at all.


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One year ago today: ghosts that eat food are dicks because they consume resources without needing to and without generating anything from them. it is pure waste. even if a ghost recycles the container the food came in, they're still not good ghosts. geez. come on.

– Ryan

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