February 13th, 2013: A poem!

Dogs are neat
Dogs are good
I really like dogs
I bet you would,
too

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One year ago today: "And if you threw a fit / I'd act like I did not know you / To tell the truth, I do that most of the time / Let me be the first to say: / Who told you that we were friends" emily and joey of a softer world sang this song to me once, they are 100% pals

– Ryan