T-Rex: Angola Maldives, the sexy super spy I invented, was yet again on a mission to save the world!
T-Rex: Oh no, you guys!

T-Rex: An evil mastermind is planning to smash meteors into the planet!!

T-Rex: "Ah, then there's nothing to worry about," Angola said while consuming stuff associated with being really cool like mixed drinks that are hard to make and food that's very expensive and doesn't taste as good as a Big Mac anyway, "as a meteor is defined only as the visible streak of light caused by a meteorOID travelling in atmosphere. Some light hitting our planet won't hurt anyone, yo."

Utahraptor: "I think he actually meant meteoroid then!!" shouted Angola's boss!
T-Rex: "Again, no worries." said Angola.

T-Rex: "Most meteorOIDS break up inside atmosphere. It's only meteorITES that ever reach the ground, and the vast majority of those are no larger than a grain of rice."
Utahraptor: "Okay. Weird. I guess I'm thinking about asteroids?" said the boss.
T-Rex: "Correct," said Angola.

Narrator: THE END
Narrator: ANGOLA MALDIVES WILL RETURN