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March 22nd, 2013: There's a new Adventure Time comic out! It is ISSUE 14 and if you go to a comic store and say "Yo homes, give me issue 14 of Adventure Time" they will be happy to oblige you. I wrote it myself!

Also out now is Adventure Time Volume 2, a trade paperback collecting an entire storyline involving... TIME TRAVEL?? I wrote that bad boy too! :o

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: there's nothing in the poorly-translated rules that came with this dollar store chess set about this, and I'm afraid here I must defer to the authority of my friend the poorly-translated dollar store chess set

– Ryan

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