March 22nd, 2013: There's a new Adventure Time comic out! It is ISSUE 14 and if you go to a comic store and say "Yo homes, give me issue 14 of Adventure Time" they will be happy to oblige you. I wrote it myself!

Also out now is Adventure Time Volume 2, a trade paperback collecting an entire storyline involving... TIME TRAVEL?? I wrote that bad boy too! :o

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: there's nothing in the poorly-translated rules that came with this dollar store chess set about this, and I'm afraid here I must defer to the authority of my friend the poorly-translated dollar store chess set

– Ryan