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March 26th, 2013: Over the weekend a Utahraptor statue was stolen in Australia. A bunch of VERY SUSPICIOUS PEOPLE emailed me but hah hah what POSSIBLE USE could I have for an amazing life-sized Utahraptor statue? Anyway it was recovered yesterday from someone who I definitely do not know and who is in no way taking the fall for me, hah hah, what a ridiculous unfounded allegation.


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One year ago today: there are like infinity good stories that could start with the first panel, may have to restructure dinosaur comics so the pictures stay the same AND the words in panel one stay the same forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

– Ryan

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