April 1st, 2013: I wrote some of this comic on Twitter while ordering the wings of a chicken and I have this many regrets: UM OBVIOUSLY NONE – Ryan
December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET
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