April 1st, 2013: I wrote some of this comic on Twitter while ordering the wings of a chicken and I have this many regrets: UM OBVIOUSLY NONE

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: my research indicates that nobody has played super nintendo in space yet. will YOU be the first to ride yoshi in the void? it seems likely.

– Ryan