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April 4th, 2013: Adventure Time books! I wrote 'em! And you can now buy them in my internet e-shoppe 2000!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: who here wants to make out? nobody? oh, okay. that's cool. who here wants to ride dirt bikes??

– Ryan

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