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What are the haps my friends


April 11th, 2013: GUYS did you know I will sell you the last apron you'll ever need?

That last photo is of Emily and both she AND the apron are awesome! Anyway, I'm PRETTY SURE that's the last apron you'll ever need. In closing, here is a poem!

Cats are fun to own I suppose
Maybe you can dress them in clothes
Okay so some cats are cool
But every dog TOTALLY RULES

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: "but james, you're a midshipman first class!" / "you're first class too, my dear, in the field of... 'sexual partners'?" / "oh james"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out